Find Out What’s Actually Wrong
A one-time $299 deep dive into your current hosting setup. We tell you exactly what to fix — whether you hire us or not.
Is This You?
Most of our audit requests come from one of these five situations. If any of these feel familiar, the audit is for you.
You’re not sure if your hosting can handle more visitors
Your AWS or GCP bill keeps creeping up and you don’t know what’s using it
You had a downtime incident and still aren’t completely sure why
You’re paying for resources you don’t use
You inherited an app from a previous developer and don’t know how it’s deployed
Eight Areas. Every One Examined.
We don’t just run an automated scanner and send you a CSV. We review each area manually and provide context — what the finding means for your specific product.
Firewall rules, open ports, SSH setup, installed patches, vulnerable package versions.
Time-to-first-byte, database query speeds, cache hit rates, geographic latency.
Over-provisioned servers, idle resources, services you pay for but don’t use.
What’s backed up, how often, where to, and how long recovery actually takes.
What gets alerted on, what gets missed, who gets paged and when.
How code gets to production, whether rollbacks are possible, and where human error can creep in.
How much traffic your current setup can absorb before things break, and what it would take to handle 10x.
Third-party packages, OS packages, and services with known CVEs affecting your stack.
What You Walk Away With.
Six concrete outputs. Not a slide deck with vague recommendations. Specific, actionable, prioritized.
15–25 pages covering every area we audited, with findings, evidence, and recommendations.
One page. The most important things, ranked by urgency. Share with co-founders or investors.
Every issue labeled critical / high / medium / low. Tackle critical items first — usually security.
A calculation of what optimizing over-provisioned resources would save you per month.
Specific changes we’d make if this were our own infrastructure — with rationale for each.
A scheduled call where we walk through the findings together and answer any questions.
Four Steps. Start to Finish in About 72 Hours.
Tell us your stack, what providers you use, and what level of access you can share. The form is below.
Automated scans plus manual review. We need up to 48 hours. No disruption to your live environment.
Full PDF with all findings, plus an executive summary and prioritized fix list delivered to your inbox.
We schedule a call to walk through the findings together, answer questions, and discuss next steps.
Frequently Asked.
Tell Us About Your Setup.
Fill out the form below. We’ll review your intake and confirm the audit within one business day. Payment is collected after we review — not before.
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